Pretty Little Lairs

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Pretty Little Lairs is a hit show on ABZ Family that focuses on four gorgeous lairs. Whether you’re a shoplifter acting out after your parents’ divorce or simply need somewhere to make out with your sister’s fiancee, there is a LAIR for YOU.
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(Hey Big) Spender: This lair is perfect for overachievers who accumulate ill-gotten academic rewards faster than you can say “Big lair, don’t care.” It kind of looks like a horse. This lair is also a great place to stow stolen kisses and quickly discarded, three-episode-arc romantic interests.
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Aardvarks (R Us): This lair may be tiny, but it’s got spunk. It’s the place to keep your dolls with flowing hair as well as affairs with English and judo teachers.
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(No Acting) Ability: Lairs inherently can’t express much emotion, but this lair takes stoicism to a new level with a cement face rivaling Marissa Cooper’s, expect for, of course, its eyebrows (which are constantly furrowed). I mean furrows in the dirt. What am I saying?! Lairs don’t have eyebrows. (Thanks to Jaime Clark for the eyebrow insight.)
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(MC) Hammer: This lair is my personal favorite, as it is the least unrelatable. It’s just a dumb lair for your overpriced sunglasses, flowy tops, and sky-high stilettos, but at least this lair says what we’re all thinking and doesn’t tiptoe around things.

Pretty Little Lairs is currently taking a winter hiatus while the lairs hibernate. It returns in January 2014.

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