I was hanging out with one of the many men lucky enough to temporarily hold a place in my harem when he said he didn’t really like Christmas music. Because I’m not an asshole, I didn’t try to change his mind (wha?!? I know rite!). But it DID make me want to make a playlist of holiday songs that don’t suck, so I don’t hate MYSELF. He can listen to whatever he wants to (usually me burping).
So here’s some stuff that hopefully isn’t too Starbucks, overly pretentious hipster, or megamall: