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Holly Richmond is the going name of a small piece of hot pink glitter that became sentient and developed into Denmark’s leading authority on neon leopard print housewares. She is perhaps best known for her one-woman comedy show, If I Went To High School With You Get the Fuck Away From Me, and her YouTube series of instructional cat-training videos. Thanks to her, more than 12 (but fewer than 13) cats have learned how to drive and successfully become licensed drivers in the U.S. territory of Guam.

When asked about her encyclopedic knowledge of candy-colored home décor, celebrity gossip, and obscure Shakespeare quotes, Richmond credits her mother (RIP, rest in peanut buster parfaits), Funfetti cake mix, and an insatiable curiosity that is only rivaled by the rapid slurping of bubble tea through a very thick straw.

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