How to dress like Penelope Garcia

I’m on season 3 of Criminal Minds (only a decade behind!) and in love with Penelope Garcia (Kirsten Vangsness) and Dr. Reid (Matthew Gray Gubler) like everyone else. Specifically: GARCIA’S STYLE. While the rest of her team looks like they’re perpetually on their way to a funeral (which…they sort of are?), Garcia wears florals, colorful glasses,Continue reading “How to dress like Penelope Garcia”

How to dress like Claudia Kishi

Is any fictional character more beloved for her personal style than CLAUDIA KISHI? Unquestionably the best member of The Babysitters Club books (a ’90s-child staple), Claudia was *~the artsy one~* and the most relatable (for me, at least). Claud is known for her terrible spelling, candy addiction, and FUNKY FRESH wardrobe, which author Ann M. Martin (and her ghostwriters) describeContinue reading “How to dress like Claudia Kishi”

some fall 2017 lewkz

*~ladeez of the canyon~* Etro (aren’t they missing an R? har har) is delightfully Claudia-Kishi-circa-1970 this fall. Inspo: sheepskin, thrift-store scarves, bubblegum Joni Mitchell??? All the hot pink/floral/lime green/leopard print, plz. photos via WWD Aaaa! Are your eyes overwhelmed too? Quick, look at this water: PALETTE CLEANSER! Whew. OK, ready for more? tWiSteD SISteR HowContinue reading “some fall 2017 lewkz”

hi fall high fash

loving the usual pink ‘n’ gold ‘n’ brights, with a bit of black for some pastel gothy cred. drooling pastry-flavored saliva all over these (GROSS) and imagining i have a sugar mama (or maybe just a sugar cookie?). those gold and pink prada platforms! ready for fall and stomping around in boots, reading depressing books,Continue reading “hi fall high fash”

not it

Most “websites for women” (EYEROLL) are full of headlines like this: Or this: The “it” girl species (Homo itgirlius) is always well-dressed, always on the cutting edge. Fashionable, flawlessly made up, “effortlessly” dressed, minimalist rose gold jewelry, blond-streaked hair gently tousled or piled in a bun on top of her head. (Her Instagram is amazing.)Continue reading “not it”

fave cannes lewkz

all photos via vogue uk There was a LOT of black and boring stuff, so obviously I rooted through til I found the pink yellow puke amazingness (even though I only know who like 3 of these people are). um that multicolor strapless number (by Naeem Khan)! I AM IN AWE. and Vanessa Paradis’s flamingo pinkContinue reading “fave cannes lewkz”