Which Golden Girl are you? An existential crisis

I am a Rose. Always have been, probably always will be. But I’ve spent most of my life trying to be the other ones. Sure, Rose is sweet. But she’s the one you make fun of for being so innocent and optimistic and ditzy. Dorothy is the cool one. Dorothy is the equivalent of being […]

there’s nothing wrong with you

My therapist told me that today.┬áNot in a “We’re done here; you’ve evolved and are perfect, TRUMPET NOISE!!!!1” way (snort). In a “You go through life thinking you’re bad and wrong and messed up and THAT’S why people are shitty and that’s not true” way. There’s nothing wrong with me. Or you. WHAT A REVOLUTIONARY […]

Where my basic bitchez at?

Confession: I am listening to Dolly Parton and reading a Harlequin romance novel about a librarian titled Love Overdue. WHAT THE FUCK (Yes, moooost of my blog post ideas of late are just retreads of the same theme: “OMG I just realized I can stop hating XYZ and repressing myself and just like what I […]